Salanio- whats the tea with the rialto
Salarino- OMG
Salarino- apparently antonio shipwrecked
Salarino- it like is def true bc i heard it from mary who heard it from john who heard it from rachel who heard it from dylan who is on his private story so you know its gotta be true
Salanio- wtf?
Salanio- thats foul, but fr fr sounds legit
Salarino- girl bye i dont wanna talk about this anymore
Salarino- its tragic
Salanio- facts.
Salanio- antonio rn: ☠️
Salarino- lol at least he isnt a broke bitch anymore
Salanio- 🙏🙏
Salanio- OMG wait
Salanio- wouldnt it be funny if we added shylock
Salarino- LMFAOOOOOOO do it
*Shylock added to the chat*
Salanio- heyyyyyyy shylock
Salanio- what are you merchants up to
Shylock- Hello boys, There is nothing new to report from my place of work. However, I unfortunately have been abandoned by my dear daughter, Jessica. Sincerely, Shylock
Solario- oh yeah lol I saw that coming
Salanio- what a girl boss. She slayed tbh I wouldn't wanna live with you either.
Shylock- Excuse me? Sincerely, Shylock
Salanio- jessica=devil emoji
Solario- #satancanceledjessica
Shylock- I cannot believe it…. My own daughter left me. Best, Shylock.
Salanio- jessica emancipation era
Shylock- She is my own daughter. How could she do this to me? From, Shylock.
Salarino- girl are you fr. ur a hailey and she’s a selena.
Salarino- anyways
Salarino- where tf is Antonio
Salarino- like whats his deal